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tagal ko na rin pala hindi nagboblog...





1month mahigit na rin pala...





oh well... time to pick up where i last left off...





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Just finished the entire course of training at Convergys. Which now means that I'm a certified Advisor in the OnStar account. Two gruelling weeks of Communications and Culture Training ("pronounce button as 'Butt-n'! Pete's niece! niece as in 'knees!'" Oh my God the lessons of Blanche Lapez and Ed Katigbak are still ringing at the back of my head!) then a month of Product Specific Training (the gorgeous Lae Profugo says the word "sometimes" almost as many times as one of the Tulfo brothers cursed in front of the camera.) Then a week of Academy Bay. Boom.

I've been assigned to the Provisioning Department of OnStar. It's the first step if an American who has a GM Car (Chevrolet, Subaru, Saab, etc) wants to enroll in OnStar. It's more like an installations department, with almost no sales quota (which also means no commission, gaddamet). Sales, which I have been adept to, is somewhat like only for your boss to stop nagging you. But selling is fun, so a co-employee named Kristian (an ex-seminarian who literally squeezes a bottle of beer when he's drunk just to see if there are still contents left) made a motto.

"TATANGGALAN NAMIN NG TRABAHO ANG INBOUND SALES DEPARTMENT!!! WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"